Every single day…
Some Random Kid: “Oh my gawsh, you have gauges?! NICE. I really want gauges, but I’m afraid that it’s gonna hurt!”
***In my mind: “BITCH, NO-JUST NO. THEY’RE NOT GAUGES. GAUGE IS THE SIZE. I DON’T WEAR/HAVE GAUGES. I WEAR THESE DINKY…
“I WOULD TELL YOU ALL OF THIS, BUT YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAYS.”
some people do possess the rare ability to understand the differentiation between gauge/stretching/plugs.